Friday, March 14, 2014

The Great Bucksport Fire

It all started as a clear day at the mysterious Robert Cloutiers residents. I was assigned to small project. The project was a small riding lawn mower with a mechanical failure. The Failure was, it wouldn't start. Me being my mechanically entitled self, i figured it was an easy fix. I applied fresh gas, drained the old gas, checked the spark plugs, checked the oil and charged the battery. Fired er' up, and ohhhh she FIRED up alright... that and the gas can filled with 5 gallons of gas.. Yeah holy shit is what ran through my mind. Not literally, Shit that is Holy, but you know what i mean. Ive never hauled ass so fast that my shoes literally were smoking. When you are running from a burning gas can you realize how important life is to you and that if you died how much it would suck. Moral of the story. Dont start lawn mowers inside houses.

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